Star Wars and the Phantom Menace
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Spider-Man
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Finding Nemo
Shrek 2
Spider-Man 2
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Spider-Man 3
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Shrek 3
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Batman: The Dark Knight
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I've seen 14 of these movies. Of these, I probably hate 5 and love 0. The HP movies I always try to see. I wouldn't say that I love any of them, but I do honestly really enjoy them, and I see their purpose as illuminating the books, the way that so many of our classic stories have new editions with new illustrations. Perhaps my concept of "movies I love" is too narrow to include movies with this function. Similarly, the LOTR movies I saw in the theater and enjoyed all of them. I think their best feature is that the book series was considered so un-adaptable for so long. Now that they've been made into movies, we know that any book can.
We know people want expensive movies. And when you spend that much money, you need to guarantee that you will be able to make more than one movie out of it for the investment to be sound. It's also obvious that using pre-existing characters and stories is much safer than investing in something new that a screenwriter created.
I suppose none of these data are really surprising, except for just how homogenous the list is, how similar the movies are to each other. Barring a complete financial collapse of Hollywood, the trend is almost assured to continue. What I see is that Cinema is now interacting with us in profoundly different ways, and responding to much different desires. We want Cinema to revisit our childhood memories, our early hero-myths, to project these on the screen in full painted color. Either our real childhoods or our imagined or perhaps idealized childhoods. The movies of this list that most angered me were usually ones that I felt defiled my childhood, that fucked with it, that covered it in shit/money and then fed it back to me (Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Spider-Man).
I want to say it's Infantilized Cinema, and I wonder what the effects will be on those whose Actual Childhood is being formed by this canon.
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